Posts Tagged ‘god’

God is into sex, drugs and rock and roll!

Sunday, February 10th, 2013

My Christianity taught me that God created Adam and Eve and put them in the garden of paradise.

They were naked.

“Can we have sex Lord?”, Adam asked studying the angelic body of Eve.

“I did not create you as an idiot, Adam. Noticed that appendage between your legs? Feel what it is doing as you gaze upon Eve.”

God told them they could eat from anything with the exception of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

At this point Adam quickly spoke up and pointing toward the hemp plant he asked, “I can consume this one?”

“Sure,” God replied.

Continuing on with the coca tree, mushrooms, poppies, etc. on each one God replied, “No problem, enjoy!”

“But not from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?”, Adam questioned.

“Nope” God replied.

“So Lord you are condemning me to blissful ignorance, whereby I get to have sex with Eve and consume all the psychedelics I want forever and ever?” Adam said.

“I will even have the angels do your favorite music!” God quickly added. “How about this one?”

Violence Disclaimer

Thursday, September 20th, 2012

Any mention of violence toward the Christian anointed ones (appointed by God, see Romans 13), i.e., government officials (or their associated evil ones such as bankers and lawyers), their institutions, their families, their dogs, cats or property should be interpreted strictly in the metaphorical sense.

I know, for government folks, “metaphorical” is a rather large word. The base word is a noun and is “metaphor.” It means:

noun
1.
a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.” Compare mixed metaphor, simile ( def. 1 ) .
2.
something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol.

So when I say something like:

“I pray for the day when every banker, lawyer and politician is crucified and utilized as mile posts on every American highway as a reminder to Christians that Jesus routed the moneychangers out of the temple for their use of unjust weights and measures in God’s House (the whole world), detested lawyers for their hypocrisy and was murdered by the politicians of the state and federal government of His day.”

it should only be taken in the “metaphorical” sense.

Visit to the Memorial?

Sunday, April 17th, 2011

My dear wife went to a “memorial” presented by the Jehovah Witnesses this evening. In fact, she is there now. I am not even sure what it is? Maybe someone with a certain amount of Jehovah Witness enlightenment could turn me on to what a “memorial” is.

I suppose it is something similar to a Baptist version of the Lord’s Supper. Or in layman’s terms a little drinking of grape juice and crackers simulating the taking of the body and blood of Christ in some sort of symbolism that the Jehovah’s are one in spirit with Christ our Lord? Not in this life without I have heard, the grape juice and the crackers.

How do you explain the spirit of Christ? In many respects it is similar to the vision of the Christians both Baptist and Jehovah Witnesses and other denominations express for some future date. However, what most Christian fail to understand is that this is NOT a reality brought about by Jesus Christ over the objections of his brothers. It is a reality brought about by the change of mind of Jesus’ brothers in Christ. In simple terms, and you Christians need simplicity, Jesus Christ is not going to bring it about. If it is to be brought into your reality then it will be brought into your reality by you!

In other words, if you do not make it happen it will not happen! Simple isn’t it? It is you who must change. Jesus will not do it for you! That would be objectionable to all the laws of the universe and that is not going to happen!

Dreaming of a world without the federal government and state governments and Christ as King? Christ will not force it on you. It must come from you. Reject the governments from hell and acknowledge Christ as King. NOW! And so it will be. Think that Jesus will come sometimes in the future to save your sorry ass and it will never occur. Dream on!

This is the real problem all you so-called Christians have. You have not the spiritual fortitude to bring about real spiritual change in your own life. You act like a victim and put it off on Jesus to save your sorry ass when your own salvation lies in your own decisions!

Put away satan in whatever form it takes and I guarantee you it takes the form of federal and state governments first and foremost!!!!

“7 And the LORD said unto Samuel, Hearken unto the voice of the people in all that they say unto thee: for they have not rejected thee, but they have rejected me, that I should not reign over them.” 1st Samuel Chapter 8.

Come on Jehovah’s, tell me how this squares with Paul’s bullshit of “God anointed government” horse manure? It does not. Paul (or whoever wrote that crap in Romans 13 was a fucking Nazi just like you are!)

For the simpleton in our midst what is God our Father saying?

Give the jackasses their damned in hell king (or government), it is what they want. It is I they have rejected! Want God? Then reject government! You cannot have both! They are mutually exclusive? Have problems understanding English? Do a Google search for “mutually exclusive.”

Ron McKinney
4-17-2011

Jesus was murdered.

Saturday, April 16th, 2011

This really should be entitled how dumb are Christians?

I would like to know who the dumb ass was who thought up the silly idea that Jesus sacrificed himself to save our skinny asses (OK we are in America so I must say) our fat asses from an eternity in hell?

I have read the account in all four gospels many times. My favorite rendition is the Jefferson Bible. I do not see any “sacrifice.” All I see is murder by government and the people behind those governments! Actually by two governments, not a whole lot different than say the state governments and the federal government you have built for yourselves.

I mean really what did the man do? He taught, he healed. He was anti-government as they come. He was kind and gentle. He was also rebellious to everything earthly. He enjoyed walking into a bank and overturning their tables. He had a temper. He taught that there is but One we should hold fast to and that is our Father in heaven. Of course, government’s just can’t have that. They want you to think they are appointed by God and anyone that teaches otherwise is by definition an enemy of the state and therefore by definition, to the government mind, (your mind) an enemy of God.

The punishment for this “sin” is death. Was then, is now.

One thing is certain. Jesus is most certainly an enemy of the “god” you Christians worship just like he was the enemy of the god of the Jews and the gods of the Romans. This is why you hate him so today.

Jesus was murdered because of the sin of worshiping the fucking government! There is not a dime’s worth of difference between the so-called Christian of today and the people of Jesus’ day. You all think you are doing God’s will as you bow to Satan himself.

Shame on you!

What a disgusting lot you are. “Well, Jesus told me to pay my taxes and Paul of “I’ve have seen the light fame” told me that government was appointed by God.” And Bill Clinton did not have sex with that woman.

If you damn Christians had any idea of just what traitors to liberty you have become you would be so disgusted with yourself that you would spew yourself out as vomit and not leave it up to Jesus to do.

“I know your deeds; you have a reputation of being alive, but you are dead. So, because you are lukewarm–neither hot nor cold–I am about to spit you out of my mouth.”

Oh btw, Thomas Jefferson and George Washington are not as patient as Jesus. They spit you Americans up as vomit a long time ago!

Ron McKinney
4-15-2011

P.S. Where else but satan land would a pentagon, the heart of a pentagram, the blazing symbol of the unholy one find a home?

P.S.S. How dumb are Christians? Christians are so dumb they do not know the difference between murder and sacrifice.

In all Fairness!

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011

My dear wayward minded wife, chided me for mocking and name calling the poor benighted Jehovah Witnesses. The reasons for this, one, is because it happens to be her parents and two, because she once fell into the clutches of the devil’s hand makers thus leading her to all kinds of bizarre and ridiculous decisions even to this very day!

Yet, how else is one to respond to utter spiritual stupidity? How else should one respond to the ridiculous if not with ridicule? It is what they are asking for, isn’t it?

Yea, right the world is going to come to an end in 1975. Yes, I was dumb enough to marry one who actually bought in to that pile of crap. So I really shouldn’t be surprised about what is going on in my life now! You really had to see her at 30! She was hot and still is! All of us Son’s have at least one weakness!

Ok, in all fairness she does have one point that is well taken. It isn’t just the Jehovah Witnesses who are full of crap, the entire expanse of so-called Christianity has its mangy head crammed so far of its proverbial ass, it’s mind has become completely lost in 26 feet of intestine!

Ok time to lay it on the other Christians? To all you dumb fucks who have the audacity to call yourselves the followers of the Prince of Peace here is a question for you. Why exactly, being peaceful and all, do you spend half of your sorry fucking life working for war? Cause Jesus told you too? Or was it Paul of “I saw the light” fame?

And like the Jehovah Witnesses, your support of the money changers in the guise of the Federal Reserve will not go unpunished. Your sins will indeed be visited on your children and grandchildren if you do not cast those god-forsaken, horn bearing, devil worshiping, sons of satan out of God’s House!

Are you Son’s or subjects? You are acting like subjects worthy of ridicule and name calling. Certainly not Son’s worthy of a place in heaven.

God has but one Son and He is all of us!

There, are you happy, wife? What criticism shall I have to bear over these thoughts? If only I could walk on water like that daughter of yours!

Ron McKinney
4-13-2001

An Open Letter to my Wayward Brothers, the Jehovah Witnesses

Monday, April 11th, 2011

Ok, let us get the name calling out of the way. You are all nuts. Spiritually blind as a bat!

God is not a body. And neither are you because you are God’s Son and as such you are like Him. Yes, you currently possess a body, or at least you think you do but here again what is real and what is fantasy? I would suggest to your rational mind (yes, the one on the right) that all things physical are the illusion or fantasy and for one simple reason–all things physical change. All things spiritual do not change, by definition. Need more reason? God is spiritual. He does not change and neither does his Creation. Creation means me and you. It does not mean physical things. It is real simple. If it changes it was not Created by Our Father in Heaven.

Are we on the same page?

The above paragraph pretty much explains how hogwash most of your beliefs are.

A thousand years in the body?

Who in their right mind would want to come back as a body with all its limits and have a little when the treasures that Our Father has prepared for us in heaven is everything! When the body dies the Mind remembers who it really is and quickly forgets the littleness of this world and everything not of love because it has no value!

God offended because you do not call him Jehovah?

Again absolute hogwash. God is incapable of being offended. He is a tad bit sad that you are thinking and acting like such a moron but He knows sooner or later you’ll come around to reason. So what should we call Him? How about Father or Dad?

Birthdays and Christmas?

Oh, please, you folks really take the fun out of everything, don’t you? There is not a damn thing wrong with thinking about and celebrating that person on that person’s birthday. Our Father has no problem with you celebrating His Creation even if you only do it one day out of the year.

Government appointed by God, i.e., Romans 13?

This is a real sick belief, conjured up by a very sick mind. It is also the seeds of your own earthly slavery and eventual destruction. Or if not you, then your children or grandchildren. Governments are of the “devil” because they represent force. God does not force anyone. He merely waits for you to change your mind. There is not a dime’s worth of difference between the concept of “Divine Right of Kings” and “Government appointed by God.” They are both bullshit conjured up by the fearful mind.

Jesus tells us to pay taxes?

Yet another dose of pure unadulterated bullshit. Jesus clearly said to give God the things that are God’s. What part of everything is God’s don’t you understand? Pay for the actually services you get but no more!

Jehovah Witnesses are anti-war.

Yea, right and my uncle was a monkey, pigs fly and lawyers tell the truth. This is the biggest hypocrisy ever! Do you have any idea how much of your money the federal government spends on killing your Brothers in Christ all in your name? Pull your head out of your ass! You are a murderer, just as much as the pilot who drops bombs and the yahoo who shoots your Brothers in Christ face to face. You really think your Father and your Brother, Christ our Lord, wants you to pay for murderers to murder? If you do, you are an idiot and you need to be bound for a thousand years or till you come to your senses! Whatever you think, you will not see one day of heaven with that thought process. I guarantee it!

Ron McKinney
April 10, 2011

P.S. BTW, your support of the money system is about as anti-Christ as you can get. How soon we forget what Jesus thought of the money changers! What exactly do you think the Federal Reserve is? Yes, that is right! They are a bunch of thieving, money changing devils who have turned God’s House into a den of thieves with your support!