Prayer of the Day

Oh Lord, just a little asteroid straight down on Washington DC and every state capital in the United States. Feel free to rapture everyone to Timbuktu just prior to impact.

Oh and Lord in case you have a problem figuring out which city is Washington DC, it is the one which has the heart of a Pentagram staring at you. The yahoos down here call it the Pentagon. Big five sided holy of holies they euphemistically call the “Department of Defense.”

You can’t miss it.

Lastly, oh lord, you generally can’t miss the state capitals either. They all look like penis heads with a girl playing a trumpet dancing on the tip!

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