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My First Cat

Friday, May 10th, 2013

I was always a dog man.

Never a cat man.

My aunt was a cat woman.

Actually I was not really much of dog man.

If they want food they have to come to me and ask.

Anyway, the wife brought home a sick kitty.

Nursed it back to health.

Where I come from cats are called pussy cats or just pussies.

I have learned a few things owning a pussy.

I can now say pussy around the house with abandonment.

“Come here little pussy.”

Pussy, also known as “KeeKee” is little standoffish like most pussies.

She adores these little “treats.”

I put them in her “condo” and she searches every corner, devouring the little treats.

So I bought two bags of the treats and put them in the candy jar.

Started a habit of reaching in to the jar, sitting down and giving her a few.

Now every time I sit down the little pussy is there.

Put a treat between my lips.

Yep, you guessed it. I kissed a pussy.

Cute uh? Yea, right until you see her licking her ass.

There probably is a lesson here.

Give pussies a treat and they will come to you.

Suppose I should have learned that a long time ago.

Is this the moment?

Tuesday, February 5th, 2013

Is this the moment of death?

Is this the last hour, the last minute and the last second?

That final breath? Will it be the final thought as well?

22,630 days.

543,120 hours.

32,587,200 seconds.

All things must pass. All things must end.

So it is decreed and so it is.

The Author of death is our Lord.