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God is into sex, drugs and rock and roll!

Sunday, February 10th, 2013

My Christianity taught me that God created Adam and Eve and put them in the garden of paradise.

They were naked.

“Can we have sex Lord?”, Adam asked studying the angelic body of Eve.

“I did not create you as an idiot, Adam. Noticed that appendage between your legs? Feel what it is doing as you gaze upon Eve.”

God told them they could eat from anything with the exception of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

At this point Adam quickly spoke up and pointing toward the hemp plant he asked, “I can consume this one?”

“Sure,” God replied.

Continuing on with the coca tree, mushrooms, poppies, etc. on each one God replied, “No problem, enjoy!”

“But not from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?”, Adam questioned.

“Nope” God replied.

“So Lord you are condemning me to blissful ignorance, whereby I get to have sex with Eve and consume all the psychedelics I want forever and ever?” Adam said.

“I will even have the angels do your favorite music!” God quickly added. “How about this one?”