Archive for September, 2012

Violence Disclaimer

Thursday, September 20th, 2012

Any mention of violence toward the Christian anointed ones (appointed by God, see Romans 13), i.e., government officials (or their associated evil ones such as bankers and lawyers), their institutions, their families, their dogs, cats or property should be interpreted strictly in the metaphorical sense.

I know, for government folks, “metaphorical” is a rather large word. The base word is a noun and is “metaphor.” It means:

noun
1.
a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.” Compare mixed metaphor, simile ( def. 1 ) .
2.
something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol.

So when I say something like:

“I pray for the day when every banker, lawyer and politician is crucified and utilized as mile posts on every American highway as a reminder to Christians that Jesus routed the moneychangers out of the temple for their use of unjust weights and measures in God’s House (the whole world), detested lawyers for their hypocrisy and was murdered by the politicians of the state and federal government of His day.”

it should only be taken in the “metaphorical” sense.

Prayer of the Day

Thursday, September 20th, 2012

Oh Lord, just a little asteroid straight down on Washington DC and every state capital in the United States. Feel free to rapture everyone to Timbuktu just prior to impact.

Oh and Lord in case you have a problem figuring out which city is Washington DC, it is the one which has the heart of a Pentagram staring at you. The yahoos down here call it the Pentagon. Big five sided holy of holies they euphemistically call the “Department of Defense.”

You can’t miss it.

Lastly, oh lord, you generally can’t miss the state capitals either. They all look like penis heads with a girl playing a trumpet dancing on the tip!

Thought of the Day – The Obesity Problem

Thursday, September 20th, 2012

We could actually solve several problems at the same time with this one.

There apparently is an energy problem as well as in we import too much foreign oil.

Of course, the population is getting a little out of hand.

My recommendation?

Anyone over 30% body fat is burned in the coal fired power plants.

Another thought on obesity!

Who would have ever thought that American humans would replace the pig for the production of lard?