NSA Crap

June 16th, 2013

So the NSA is listening to everything. The best response I have seen is

NSA Wiretapping Public Service Announcement

My other response is for all of us to get together 4 times a year for a National Send the Bastards Sugar Day!

Would it be a “terrorist act” to place ordinary sugar in an envelope
label both sides of envelope “Contains only pure sugar” and send it to the elected jackasses?

Abolish

May 21st, 2013

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. ” Declaration of Independence, 1776

One does not have to be the brightest bulb in the room to realize that the state and federal governments have become “destructive” to liberty.

Jefferson should have used the word “duty” instead of the “Right of the People to alter or to abolish it.”

Any time a government becomes destructive of liberty it is the duty of every lover of liberty “to alter or to abolish it.”

“Altering” hasn’t worked.

So “abolish” is the only choice.

As the saying goes every journey begins with the first step.

Everything begins with an idea.

It starts in your mind. In heaven, there is no government.

And where else could you be?

Be a banker. They create money out of thin air to loan to you. One moment no $100, the next moment a $100. Magic? No, because it is done with your agreement. “When two or more agree.”

It is done with your government’s approval.

Abolish?

One moment a state government. The next moment no state government.

One moment a federal government. The next moment no federal government.

It starts in your mind.

Do it.

My First Cat

May 10th, 2013

I was always a dog man.

Never a cat man.

My aunt was a cat woman.

Actually I was not really much of dog man.

If they want food they have to come to me and ask.

Anyway, the wife brought home a sick kitty.

Nursed it back to health.

Where I come from cats are called pussy cats or just pussies.

I have learned a few things owning a pussy.

I can now say pussy around the house with abandonment.

“Come here little pussy.”

Pussy, also known as “KeeKee” is little standoffish like most pussies.

She adores these little “treats.”

I put them in her “condo” and she searches every corner, devouring the little treats.

So I bought two bags of the treats and put them in the candy jar.

Started a habit of reaching in to the jar, sitting down and giving her a few.

Now every time I sit down the little pussy is there.

Put a treat between my lips.

Yep, you guessed it. I kissed a pussy.

Cute uh? Yea, right until you see her licking her ass.

There probably is a lesson here.

Give pussies a treat and they will come to you.

Suppose I should have learned that a long time ago.

Trusting in God Scale

April 29th, 2013

There is a scale that easily measures your ability to trust in God.

For the atheists among us feel free to substitute whatever you like for the word God because whether you like it or not does not change the fact that you did not create yourself and therefore are not responsible for the end result of that creation.

It is a question of authority and the root word of authority is obviously author. So who or what is your author?

You? Your parents? Your government?

You? This one is self-evident. While you can claim some credit or blame for what happens after birth and before death, the process before the former or after the later are clearly not of your making.

Your parents? Tis true their bodies made your body.

“Child?”

Your government? Doing their best to define you. Have been for years.

“Subject?”

“Citizen?”

But who are you really?

There are only two choices. Either you are one of the above as in a child, subject or citizen or you are something else.

And what could that something else be?

A collection of chemicals and their electrical interconnections?

A spirit created by whom? Or is it Who?

The beauty of it all is this. It really does not matter what your choice or belief is.

You did not create yourself and the end result of that creation is not up to you.

So what’s the scale?

Your trust in government is inversely proportional to your trust in God.

The more you have in one means the less you have in the other.

Why is this true?

Because government and God are polar opposites.

Government is force.

God is peace.

First Amendment

April 11th, 2013

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…”

Reads better when you insert the first definition of “religion.”

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of a set of beliefs concerning the cause, nature, and purpose of the universe, especially when considered as the creation of a superhuman agency or agencies, usually involving devotional and ritual observances, and often containing a moral code governing the conduct of human affairs, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…

I think it should read…

“Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of a code of morality, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…”

I think it probably does have this meaning.

How many federal laws are based on some jackasses idea of morality?

Most state constitutions have a first amendment similar in effect.

How many state laws are based on some jackasses idea of morality?

Do you really think the founders were so shallow that the amendment only prevents the federal or state governments from telling you where or how to worship?

What if a government passed laws covering every moral imperative put forth by Christians (or any other religion)?

Would it not be a de facto Christian government even though the law makes no demands on where and how you worship?

Why does Obama fear an armed citizenry?

April 9th, 2013

Why does Obama fear an armed citizenry? What a dumb question. Mr. Obama fears an armed citizenry for the same reason King George, Lenin, Stalin and every other tyrant does. Harder to impose your will on someone who can shoot back.

The real question is this. What are American Christians going to do about it? Pray and vote? Talk about it a lot? Preach hell fire and brimstone to the sinners? Good luck with that!

The truth is American Christians cannot seem to get around this little paraphrase from Romans 13!

Let everyone be subject to the state and federal authorities, for there is no state and federal authority except that which God has established. The state and federal authorities that exist have been established by God.

Consequently, whoever rebels against the state and federal authorities is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves.

For the President of the United States, the US Congress, the United States Supreme Court and the state governments hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong.

Do you want to be free from fear of the President of the United States, the US Congress, the United States Supreme Court and the state governments? Then do what is right and you will be commended.

For these authorities are God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for the President of the United States, the US Congress, United States Supreme Court and the state governments do not bear arms for no reason. They are God’s servants, agents of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer.

Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the President of the United States, the US Congress, the United States Supreme Court and the state government, not only because of possible punishment but also as a matter of conscience.

or this one…

“Render unto Caesar” Jesus
Translation: Pay for my murderer. Jesus

I am grateful

March 31st, 2013

I am grateful for the lumberjack who fell the tree.

I am thankful for the carpenter who hewed the tree into a cross.

I am appreciative for the blacksmith who fashioned the nails.

I am beholden to the merchants who sold these items to the Roman army.

I am thankful for the moneychangers who financed these transactions.

I am grateful for the appointed representatives of the Jewish government.

I am thankful for Pilate and his soldiers.

I am especially beholden to the people who voted for, paid for and in anyway supported these murdering governments.

I am particularly thankful for Jesus who ordered his brethren to pay for his murder and very thankful that he ordered all of his subsequent disciples down through the years to pay for their version of murdering governments.

I am especially grateful to Paul who ordered all the Christians to vote for, pay for and support their version of murdering governments for the last 2000 years.

Without all of these contributors to murder I would not have anyone to save!

God

The Get Out of Jail Free Card

March 29th, 2013

Today is Good Friday. I wonder who thought of calling it good friday?

What exactly is good about two governments murdering an innocent man?

And who exactly turned a murder by governments into a sacrifice by the victim?

Jesus knows everything.

For example, he knows only a spiritual nutcase would change a murder by two governments into a sacrifice by the victim so that all the sinners in the world could continue supporting their murdering governments and think they are going to find a home in heaven.

The death and resurrection of Jesus Christ is nothing more than a get out of jail free card for most American Christians.

“I believe” they chant. “I believe that Jesus sacrificed his life so that I am forgiven of all my sins and get to spend all eternity sitting next to him in heaven.”

Some one needs to explain to me exactly why they think it is a sacrifice?

“He could have brought hell fire and brimstone from heaven and aimed it at his tormentors,” they scream.

Oh really?

What if he gave up his power when he agreed to be human?

I mean really. Deciding to be a human is deciding to be a human, isn’t it?

So no, he couldn’t bring down hellfire and brimstone onto his attackers anymore than you or I can.

“Ah, that is where you are wrong, kind sir. I can bring hellfire and brimstone onto all of my enemies. Just look at what I did in Iraq and Afghanistan,” the American, Christian and Jewish horde replies.

You are right. You can and you do.

Just like the Romans soldiers brought onto the Lord Jesus Christ.

The Roman soldiers were murderers. The Roman and Jewish governments were murderers. The Roman people were murderers The Jewish citizenry were murderers. The moneychangers were murderers. Just like the supporters of the US federal and state governments and the federal reserve banks.

Well established facts. The US federal government is a murderer.
The state governments are murderers. The bankers that support them are murderers.

Vote for US federal and state governments? You are a murderer.

Pay income taxes? You are a murderer.

Deal with those bankers over at the Federal Reserve? You are a murderer.

Why?

Because it is your governments and your bank and under the well established legal principle of Respondeat superior you being the superior are responsible for the actions of your inferiors.

Use to be called the master-slave rule, king-subject rule, employer responsible for their employees rule, husbands responsible for his wife and children rule, etc.

Thinking about Jesus this Easter?

Say you love Jesus?

Then prove it.

End all of your support for the United States Federal and State governments and the Federal Reserve Bank because they are murderers.

Thou shalt not be a murderer.

Imaginary Money

March 16th, 2013

Where did the money come from?

For that mortgage?

For that car?

For those credit cards?

To run those corporations?

For those governments?

The little guy they call the banker (and you) dream it up out of thin air. The banker with your permission creates it by inscribing a cheap metal, printing some dollars in the back room, adding numbers to a computer.

One moment no $100. The next moment a $100 that the banker will so generously “loan” to you, to corporations, to governments. How convenient?

All you have to do is agree to pay…

…and pay…and pay.

One has to ask. Why would anyone in their right mind agree to such a system?

Yes, I understand you want that house, the car and trinkets for yourself and family. You want the life.

Do the math.

It is estimated that a good 75% to 90% of your work day goes to paying the bankers, lawyers and politicians and the corporations that support them.

Do the math.

Be sure to include all taxes, loan interest, insurance costs, your share of corporate profits and salaries and total cost of government in any form, including all its laws, regulations and control.

Who accepts crumbs when he can have a feast?

Apparently you do.

So much for loving one’s self and family.

Who would be a pauper when he can be a king?

Who accepts trinkets when he can have a treasure?

Historically speaking, paying the bankers, lawyers and politicians and their cronies, 75% to 90% is considered one step away from chattel slavery. The serf’s were better off. Indentured servants were better off. OK they didn’t have air condition.

The founders revolted at 5%.

God only asks for 10%. His is voluntary.

The bankers, lawyers, politicians and corporate CEO’s demand at least 75%.

And now the Attorney General of the United States just put in a claim for 100% aka chattel slavery.

Can you imagine running in the desert being chased by a predator drone, locked and loaded with hell fire missiles because your President determined that you are an enemy combatant?

Reminds me of Judge Dredd.

“I am the law.”

“I am judge, jury and executioner.”

This is what imaginary money brings with it.

Eventually the bankers, lawyers, politicians and corporate CEO’s wind up with all the money.

You and your family wind up with whatever the aforementioned want you to have.

As Mrs. Reagan once said, “Just say no.”

…to imaginary money.

Say yes to gold and silver.

Christianity in one sentence

March 16th, 2013

Got this from Richard McCargar

“Christianity in one sentence:

Only an immoral, insane god would “bless” a family? with a baby that the god has marked with a sin for an act it didn’t commit, then kill himself [or his son] to save us from his eternal damnation.”

The Correlation Between Wealth Inequality and Money Creation

March 5th, 2013

See any correlation between the “Actual Distribution of Wealth in America” (second set of graphs) in the above video and the graph below? The red line is the number of “dollars” aka federal reserve notes (including digits) that have been created since 1925.

FRN's

“If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered…I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies… The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.”

Thomas Jefferson

The banks create the money.

They loan it only to those who will bring in the most, i.e., the corporations.

The lawyers and politicians follow the “money.”

The rest of us are left out in the cold.

Until we get hungry enough.

Then we tear them apart with our bare teeth.

The system collapses and some bright guys aka “founders” decide:

“[No State shall] make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts;“

See the little blue line on the chart of dollars? It is the amount of gold in circulation since 1925. Fairly stable huh? While a hard money system would not do away with a few at the top and a few at the bottom it would provide all of us with a more reasonable equal opportunity.

Tax Feeding Parasites

March 5th, 2013

There are somewhere around 44 million tax feeding parasites. Federal employees, state employees, military, law enforcement, contractors, insurance companies, teachers, friends, relatives, close relatives, wives, husbands, sons and daughters. One in every five adult American is a parasite.

I was a parasite once, by force. I was drafted in 1971. Was a parasite for 2 years. Got out!

It is not easy to look at your relatives and realize they “make a living off of other peoples taxes.” They make a living because another parasite is willing to extract money by force from the hard labor of the host.

Reminds me of a song. (1:43 “Makes his living off of other peoples taxes.”)

The Christian idea of “sacrifice” is bull shit!

February 10th, 2013

The Christian idea of “sacrifice” is bull shit. The idea that Jesus “sacrificed” Himself to save all the sinners is just flat out bullshit. Jesus sacrificed nothing. Assuming he is the Son of God right now then his position today is exactly the way God created it in the first place. Nothing lost. And only through loss can there be a sacrifice.

Yes, he suffered a great deal of pain for the express purpose of demonstrating to his flock what a bunch of murderers they are but hey that hardly qualifies his death as a “sacrifice.”

How in the hell did a “murder” get turned into a “sacrifice?”

If it was a genuine sacrifice, why didn’t Jesus just jump off a cliff?

Why exactly did he have to use or manipulate others into killing him? Who does that to the ones they love?

How in the hell did murder by government get turned into a sacrifice by the murdered victim?

Because, some Christian will say, He was the Son of God and could have stopped it at any time.

Oh really? You are the Son of God and you cannot cure yourself of the common cold let alone call down angels to wipe out Washington DC so why do you think Jesus was any different than you?

It is right there in your Bible. Jesus called us brothers. See Hebrews 2:11-13. He said we could do everything he could do and more as John 14:12-14 points out.

“I tell you the truth. The person that believes in me will do the same things I have done. Yes! He will do even greater things than I have done. Why? Because I am going to the Father. And if you ask for anything in my name, I will do it for you. Then the Father’s glory will be shown through the Son. If you ask me for anything in my name, I will do it.” (ERV)

It was murder by government! In fact, it was murder by two governments. The Israelite government (call it the state government) and the Roman government (call it the federal government.)

Not any different than the governments you and your forebears created, vote and pay for!

Today, we kill Jesus with drones. We dispensed with the charges, trial, conviction and the appeals. We kill him using your sons and daughters as the executioners. We imprison him for using drugs and kill him if he resists. We put him away forever for changing marigolds into marijuana. We must inspect and force him to pay a tax on the water he turns to wine. We force him at the point of a gun to support your governments with his labor. We demand he sign a pact with the devil on a 1040 form. We have burdened him with 10’s of thousands of rules and regulations. We insist he use counterfeit money produced by the moneychangers. We demand to see him naked before he flies. We insist that his entourage carry no assault swords. We arrest him for visiting Mary Magdalene.

God is into sex, drugs and rock and roll!

February 10th, 2013

My Christianity taught me that God created Adam and Eve and put them in the garden of paradise.

They were naked.

“Can we have sex Lord?”, Adam asked studying the angelic body of Eve.

“I did not create you as an idiot, Adam. Noticed that appendage between your legs? Feel what it is doing as you gaze upon Eve.”

God told them they could eat from anything with the exception of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

At this point Adam quickly spoke up and pointing toward the hemp plant he asked, “I can consume this one?”

“Sure,” God replied.

Continuing on with the coca tree, mushrooms, poppies, etc. on each one God replied, “No problem, enjoy!”

“But not from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?”, Adam questioned.

“Nope” God replied.

“So Lord you are condemning me to blissful ignorance, whereby I get to have sex with Eve and consume all the psychedelics I want forever and ever?” Adam said.

“I will even have the angels do your favorite music!” God quickly added. “How about this one?”

Supernatural Fucking

February 8th, 2013

The God of Genesis must be an idiot. How could He not know that if you stick two humans in paradise and tell them they can do anything they want except eat of that one tree, then eating from that tree will be the one thing they do? I mean really how can an all knowing spiritual being not know the nature of human nature that He created? Forbidden fruit is the sweetest.

OK, so according to the Christians we are condemned to death or firey hell or cease to exist or purgatory or whatever depending on your flavor because of the sin of disobedience and subsequent sins many of which I committed but lucky us God has a solution. Send His Son to die on the cross to save us from our sin. I mean someone has to die, right?

So how do you suppose that conversation between God and His Son went down? Did Christ suggest a solution or was Christ enjoying the company of a number of virgins and the Father approached Him?

“Hey Son, I have a dilemma. You know all those clay figures I created down there on earth? Well they have sinned against me and I have decreed death for them so would you mind becoming one of them and have yourself murdered for the purpose of the saving them? That way I am seen as good to my word and you get to be the hero!”

“Well sure Dad, all these naked virgins are getting a bit boring!”

Or was it Christ who brought it up?

“Hey Dad really, aren’t you being a bit harsh with that death sentence and all? I mean really it was just a little fruit. But, since you are the Law how about if I become a clay figure and get myself murdered for them? You know like a chicken or pig or goat that you have the little clay figures kill for you? We can call it my sacrifice for them. I get the death penalty satisfying your rather bizarre desire for death, fiery hell, etc., and the clay figures get to join us up here if they believe that is what I did for them.”

“Great idea Son!”

Now how exactly did this pregnancy of Mary go down? God the Father right? Mary one of God’s Children. OK, weird! OK, God did not do it, the Holy Spirit did! Even weirder!

I mean come on! Supernatural fucking with a capital “S?” You have got to be kidding me!

Right about now is where I get hit with the “God’s wisdom is foolishness to man.”

Alright, so we are in agreement that hell is my “final destination.”
So? Have you ever been around a bunch of Christians? On the 9th Day (to borrow from Paul Harvey) God created boring Christians to sit in church every Sunday to tell God what a great guy He is. We are back to weird again.

Is this the moment?

February 5th, 2013

Is this the moment of death?

Is this the last hour, the last minute and the last second?

That final breath? Will it be the final thought as well?

22,630 days.

543,120 hours.

32,587,200 seconds.

All things must pass. All things must end.

So it is decreed and so it is.

The Author of death is our Lord.

Christianity

January 30th, 2013

One day an all powerful, all knowing spiritual being created little clay figures, animated them and give them a garden of paradise and let them do anything except of course, eat from the one tree. When they partook from that tree, out of the garden He sent them. Being an all powerful, all knowing and all loving spiritual being and having decreed death to the little clay figures an extension of Him, His Son, took it upon Himself to become a little clay figure and give up his clay figure as a sacrifice to save all the other little clay figures. Any who believe this little story gets to spend eternity with the all powerful all knowing and all loving spiritual being. Those who don’t either cease to exist or spend eternity in hell fire and brimstone.

Americans do not care about their children!

December 16th, 2012

Americans do not care about their children!

If they did they would turn airport security over to the airlines and send those 40,000 Transportation Security Administration employees to their elementary schools armed with tasers to stand guard!

If the President and Congress really cared about America’s children they would send the Secret Service and the Capitol Police that protects their sorry asses into the elementary schools to defend and protect your children!

If the President and Congress really cared about your children they would bring the soldiers home from foreign lands and place them on guard in the elementary schools to defend and protect your children.

If Americans really cared about their children they would stop this incessant war on drugs and take every DEA agent and every federal and state officer involved in it and send them to the elementary schools to guard and defend their children.

What will be different at the elementary schools next week? Nothing! They will still be gun free zones!

Americans are fucking idiots!

The truth is Americans guard everything but their children! Should tell you what is important to Americans. They merely pay lip service to the idea that their children are loved above all else!

Violence Disclaimer

September 20th, 2012

Any mention of violence toward the Christian anointed ones (appointed by God, see Romans 13), i.e., government officials (or their associated evil ones such as bankers and lawyers), their institutions, their families, their dogs, cats or property should be interpreted strictly in the metaphorical sense.

I know, for government folks, “metaphorical” is a rather large word. The base word is a noun and is “metaphor.” It means:

noun
1.
a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance, as in “A mighty fortress is our God.” Compare mixed metaphor, simile ( def. 1 ) .
2.
something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol.

So when I say something like:

“I pray for the day when every banker, lawyer and politician is crucified and utilized as mile posts on every American highway as a reminder to Christians that Jesus routed the moneychangers out of the temple for their use of unjust weights and measures in God’s House (the whole world), detested lawyers for their hypocrisy and was murdered by the politicians of the state and federal government of His day.”

it should only be taken in the “metaphorical” sense.

Prayer of the Day

September 20th, 2012

Oh Lord, just a little asteroid straight down on Washington DC and every state capital in the United States. Feel free to rapture everyone to Timbuktu just prior to impact.

Oh and Lord in case you have a problem figuring out which city is Washington DC, it is the one which has the heart of a Pentagram staring at you. The yahoos down here call it the Pentagon. Big five sided holy of holies they euphemistically call the “Department of Defense.”

You can’t miss it.

Lastly, oh lord, you generally can’t miss the state capitals either. They all look like penis heads with a girl playing a trumpet dancing on the tip!